Celebrating Anniversaries T-Shirts

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

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"Do we have any for 25 years? That's a good one, sir! I can't wait to tell that to the rest of the staff!!"

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

"And they said it would never last."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"