Celebrating Anniversaries Mugs

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries

"Do we have any for 25 years? That's a good one, sir! I can't wait to tell that to the rest of the staff!!"

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

"And they said it would never last."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Demure lady with gloves

Sloaney Pony.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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