Cavity Crushers T-Shirts

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Pin-atas

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"Whoopsy."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Nose Spray.

"How's your blogging going?"

Anders Iniesta

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!

"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."