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"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Hitting a Brick Wall.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"How's your blogging going?"

Nose Spray.

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

'Busy day?'