Caveman Connoisseur Pillows

Cavemen and ballet dancers

"I just invented the power lunch."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The First Cone of Shame.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"You spoil that Hamster."

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).