Clever Caveman Aficionado Pillows

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I call it angle-poise"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Early House Hunting.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'