Caveman Connoisseur Prints

Cavemen and ballet dancers

"I just invented the power lunch."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

The man who discovered smoke

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'