Cauliflower Aficionados Gifts

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Cow Pollen

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

A tureen of chefs

I bake my own bread

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

Maize

Another episode of History Revealed!

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Happy St Patrick's Day

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

Cooking.

Hey, those are not menus!

The Creature of the Black Legume

Crop Walk.

'It's her birthday.'

Famous Side Dish Trials. The Cabbage Case. Now, tell the jury what happened after the chef pulled out his knife …. (Sob) It was a SLAWter!

"Looks like grain prices are up."

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"The greengrocer had run right out of carrots!"

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."