Cattle Drover T-Shirts

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rapunzcow

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Police Cow!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Farmer Christmas.

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

They soon changed their name..

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Ranch Dressing

Where Scottish milk comes from.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Methane Emissions

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

Cow outboard engine