Cattle Drives T-Shirts

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Ranch Dressing

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Claude

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Cowboy Slippers

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Western Philosophy

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."