Cattle Commander T-Shirts

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Cat in a tank...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Police Cow!

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's our finest service animal."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'