Cattle Commander Mugs

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Cat in a tank...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Police Cow!

Dog training

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'