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'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Pope Francis

God is dead.

Vatican Reforms

A friar

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

Some catholic like it hot

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Holy Relics.

New! Stick-on Stigmata

'I don't want to leave the priesthood to get married -- I just want to fool around a little.'

Ideas Pope.

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

I'm not pontificiating, am I?

Pope John Paul II.

Pope Francis

"Father Clarkson is 'old school' in assigning penances."

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

Pope Francis

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Pope Benedict is resigning on the 28th February.

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

The Past of Pope Francis.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.