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Bishop saying, "Heel! I said Heel!" to U.S. Catholics

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Sir Patrick Moore.

Reagacentennial

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

The Pope

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Worst. God. Ever.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'