Catholicism Mugs

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

R.C.I.A.

"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

God is dead.

Vatican Reforms

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

A friar

Some catholic like it hot

Pope Francis

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"Father Clarkson is 'old school' in assigning penances."

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

A woman doesn't realise she's speaking to a parrot in confessional.

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

Pope Francis

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

Pope Francis

The Pope

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

Pope Benedict

New! Stick-on Stigmata

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Holy Relics.

'I don't want to leave the priesthood to get married -- I just want to fool around a little.'

Ideas Pope.

I'm not pontificiating, am I?

Pope John Paul II.