Cathedral Glass Fan T-Shirts

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Teapot

Joe Biden

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

Easter bunny Island.

The Missing Bell

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

Notre Dame Fire

Detected.

Marine Band

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"It's a fixer upper."

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"Forget it, Carl."

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Bernard Palissy

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

"Takes years of me..."

Ancient Egyptians

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"This pose is murder on my back!"