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"Well, I guess this means we'll have to start feeling our own pain again."

"Let it out. Let it all out."

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

'Man, dare to show your emotions and feel better!'

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"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'You know too much,'

Fight or Flight

"Any questions?"

Ice fisher.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Skiing

Problem Solving

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Crime in bookshop

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Coffee

Silver Fox

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

The Horror Film Director.

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