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How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

World of Cow.

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'Bless you!'