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"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'You lifted your head.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Distracting the fish.'

"He's a keeper!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"You know very well what fish!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Fishing Contest

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Born to play ball.

Fishing Camp.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Shows Bundt

"Any luck"

Miracle mirror

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'