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'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Fishing Contest

"You know very well what fish!"

'Steroids.'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

Fishing Camp.

Fisherman Funneral

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Any luck"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Evolution "it's such a nice day, I think I'll walk"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'