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'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

'You lifted your head.'

The one that got away

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Fishing Contest

"You know very well what fish!"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Camp.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Any luck"

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Something Like Sport.

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

Ice Fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."