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"You know very well what fish!"

'You lifted your head.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Distracting the fish.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Fishing Contest

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fishing Camp.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Any luck"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

The Evolution of fish

Something Like Sport.

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"