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"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'You lifted your head.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"You know very well what fish!"

Fishing Contest

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Steroids.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fishing Camp.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Any luck"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Something Like Sport.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

Ice Fishing

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."