Catch And Giggle Pillows

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"River well stocked this year."

A baby playing on a grand piano

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

A centi-stampede.

At the baby oil factory.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Ladder in a lift shard.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"More wine?"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'Back so soon?'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

"I'm not on board with this."

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

"I may be getting older, but my mind is still as sharp as a...umm...one of those little pointy things!"

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

'I think he has a fever.'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

Two wine tasters

'Owned by a little old lady?... That explains all the kitty litter.'