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Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Cat Nip.

Biofelineism

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Do you have any catsup?'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."