Cat Show Pillows

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Succession 2

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I hate it..."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'How much did you save this year?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Who did you have lick your hair?'