Cat Show Mugs

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Reunion

Cat Show

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Succession 2

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Hell No Kitty

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'How much did you save this year?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...