Cat Lovers Who Love Lazing Gifts

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Unemotional Support Animal

Family with pets.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Cat king.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."