Cat Lovers Who Love Lazing Pillows

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Unemotional Support Animal

Family with pets.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Feline Evolution.

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Cat king.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"And here are today's categories...."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."