Cat Lap Magnet Gifts

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Grumpy Cow

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

'My wish didn't come true...'

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"You're fired."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'No, birds, mostly.'