Cat Lap Magnet Mugs

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

'I'm not a cat, you fool! I'm a terrier!'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'