Cat Genealogist Gifts

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats on Board.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."