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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Switch on brain

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Because it's there!'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Fisherman and cats

'What's oriole sex'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Kittens and snake.

'Next please.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."