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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Switch on brain

'We know you have a cat.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"The narrative seems contrived."

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Because it's there!'

Fisherman and cats

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'What's oriole sex'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Kittens and snake.

'Next please.'

Pandora's cat.