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'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Switch on brain

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

String Theory for Beginners.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"