Cat Documentarian Mugs

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Food Chain

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"Projectile hairballing."

Kirsten Johnson

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Moog invented the blog.

"Harold... they know."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."