Cat Documentarian Prints

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Projectile hairballing."

Kirsten Johnson

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

People Planet.

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Moog invented the blog.

"Harold... they know."

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

Bill Oddie

Cats before You-Tube

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."