Cat Breeds Gifts

Persian

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Do you have any catsup?'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat Nip.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'