Cat Breeder Mugs

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Pedigreed Cat and Generic Cat

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

Cat breeders' association entrance

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Mouse Princess

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cats on Board.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'