Cat Parent In Training Mugs

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"That's our copy cat."

'The butler did it.'

Cat Delivery

Valentines Day Cats

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Two cats on vacation

"You shouldn't have!"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'Bummer, Ralp...it must stink having to have that license tag...prove you're owned by 'the Man'...'