Cat Breeder Pillows

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Pedigreed Cat and Generic Cat

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

Cat breeders' association entrance

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cats on Board.