Cat-accommodating Marriages Pillows

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Schrödinger and his cat

Zen Litter Box

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Valentines Day Cats

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'And once more with feeling.'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

At death's door