Cat-accommodating Marriages Gifts

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Zen Litter Box

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'And once more with feeling.'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Valentines Day Cats

"Space is not for pussies!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

At death's door

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."