Casual Yogis Pillows

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'