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"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"It is my place!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."