Casual Work Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'll be in a little late getting to the office because it was a huge weekend in sports.'

"Staff support"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'There are two kinds of people, Harris. Those that KISS butt and those that KICK butt.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

Boss has No Parking sign placed in middle of office.

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"A little word of advice Greg, if you wish to climb the corporate ladder you need to wear pants."

"I wonder if he realizes how belittling him wearing that thing around the office is."

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."

I can't believe I'm being dressed down in real time. What is this? The 1950's?

"Welcome back. You didn't miss much while you were off, besides a bit of speculation about what kind of outpatient procedure you had."

Sawmill workers league

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

"How’s the coffee, Harding?"

"Sadly, office gossip lags a bit after these business ethics seminars."

'And that concludes our sensitivity training, any questions? Yes? That fat, big-nosed gentleman in the back?'

My decision is final. No ifs, ands or butts. / Plans for Casual Day suffer a setback.