Casual Sunbather Gifts

'Caught the sun?'

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Iliadette.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I blame global warming!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Taking it easy

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park