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'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Getting old...

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"I love people-watching."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"