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'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'