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Land on it ... Land on it ...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Inflatable Duck Boat

Infinity Tavern

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Soccer coach of the year.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Nasty sunburn."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."