Casual Hunter Humorist Prints

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Burnout Syndrome...

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."