Casual Gifting Pillows

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The wife whisperer.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Born to be Mild.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

You just keep giving.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'