Casual Gifting Pillows

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Born to be Mild.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Tipping Pain Chart

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

You just keep giving.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'