Casual Farmer Gifts

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

Beginning Yarder.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Show and Tell.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

Tropical Cow Tank